Cents are completely unnecessary! They aren't worth anything! But yet, in another one of its pointless follies, the Mint constantly ignores us and continues to strike billions of cents. Where do they all go? You have to think not just of the US territories, but of Ecuador, which abandoned its old currency about 13 years ago. It's time we do a favor for our country and get rid of cents. Heck, how about getting rid of nickels too?

I hate you, cent.