Uncyclopedia is the most unreliable site the Earth has ever seen. It is run by a group of stoners who do nothing but watch South Park on DVD. It is totally unfunny, sexist, and racist, and 99.999999999999999% of their articles contain swearing. I will never, in a femtogigokilospilo feptillion years, even dare search that site up. Boycott Uncyclopedia today, and you might as well boycott Wikipedia.
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